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thats-not-victorian:

Freddie Mercury once dressed Princess Diana as a man and took her clubbing. Nobody recognized her.

Comedian Cleo Rocos writes in her book, "The Power of Positive Drinking," about a night she hung out with Princess Diana, Kenny Everett and Mercury. Watching “The Golden Girls,” they lowered the volume and acted out a more lewd plotline with Princess Diana as Dorothy and Mercury as Sophia. After that fun ended, Mercury mentioned to Princess Diana that the three of them were going to a notorious gay bar called Vauxhall Tavern in London. Princess Diana insisted on coming despite pleads from Everett and Rocos. Mercury said, “Go on, let the girl have some fun. Can you imagine?”
Princess Diana ended up disguising herself as a “rather eccentrically dressed gay male model.” Nobody recognized her as she ordered a white wine and a beer. The princess and Mercury apparently giggled like “naughty school children.”

thats-not-victorian:

Freddie Mercury once dressed Princess Diana as a man and took her clubbing. Nobody recognized her.

Comedian Cleo Rocos writes in her book, "The Power of Positive Drinking," about a night she hung out with Princess Diana, Kenny Everett and Mercury. Watching “The Golden Girls,” they lowered the volume and acted out a more lewd plotline with Princess Diana as Dorothy and Mercury as Sophia. After that fun ended, Mercury mentioned to Princess Diana that the three of them were going to a notorious gay bar called Vauxhall Tavern in London. Princess Diana insisted on coming despite pleads from Everett and Rocos. Mercury said, “Go on, let the girl have some fun. Can you imagine?”

Princess Diana ended up disguising herself as a “rather eccentrically dressed gay male model.” Nobody recognized her as she ordered a white wine and a beer. The princess and Mercury apparently giggled like “naughty school children.”

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hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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